Memorable quotes from The Averngers
Stan Lee: Superheroes? In New York? Give me a break!
---Pepper Potts: Phil! Come in.
Tony Stark: Phil? Uh, his first name is Agent.
---Tony Stark: There is no throne, there is no version of this where you come out on top! Maybe your army will come, maybe it's too much for us, but it's all on you! Because if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
---Tony Stark: Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
Bruce Banner: Thanks.
---Thor: He's my brother.
Black Widow: He killed 80 people in two days!
Thor: ...He's adopted.
---Agent Phil Coulson: Oh, so thats what it does.
---Loki: What have I to fear?
Tony Stark: The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves. Earth's mightiest heroes, that type of thing.
---Tony Stark: Let's do a headcount: Your brother, the demigod; a super-soldier, a living legend who actually lives up to the legend; a man with breathtaking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins; and you've managed to piss off every single one of us.
---Loki: I have an army.
Tony Stark: We have a Hulk.
---Captain America: Hulk? Smash!
---Captain America: Stark, we need a plan of attack!
Tony Stark: I have a plan: attack!
---Loki: [Hulk and Loki fighting. Everything stops] I am a God! I am not going to be bullied by a...
The Hulk: Puny God.
---Captain America: Doc... I think now is the perfect time for you to get angry.
Bruce Banner: That's my secret Cap, I'm always angry.
---Bruce Banner: I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
---Tony Stark: You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark. Please leave a message.
Agent Phil Coulson: This is urgent.
Tony Stark: Then leave it urgent.
---Tony Stark: I thought we were having a moment.
Pepper Potts: I was having twelve percent of a moment.
---Captain America: What's the matter, scared of a little lightning?
Loki: I'm not overly fond of what follows.
---Tony Stark: You might have missed a couple things, y'know, doing time as a Capsicle.
---Tony Stark: You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?
---Captain America: We have orders, we should follow them.
Tony Stark: Following's not really my style.
Captain America: And you're all about style, aren't you?
Tony Stark: Of the people in this room, which one is A, wearing a spangly outfit and B, not of use?
---Security Guard: Are you an alien?
Bruce Banner: What?
Security Guard: From outer space, an alien.
Bruce Banner: No.
Security Guard: Well then son, you've got a condition.
---Loki: Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity.
Tony Stark: Actually, I'm planning to threaten you.
---Hawk Eye: Want to give me a lift?
Tony Stark: Right. Better clench up, Legolas.
---World Security Council: Director Fury, the council has made a decision.
Nick Fury: I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.
---Captain America: Have you got a suit?
Hawk Eye: Yeah.
Captain America: Then suit up.
---Iron Man: Guys, I'm bringing the party to you!
Black Widow: I don't see how that's a party.
